Selasa, 30 Agustus 2011

Miss Sabotage

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One Sunday, this television host/singer was backstage with her fellow female performers getting ready for their song number. Out of the blue, she approached the others girls and suggested to them that they should all wear dresses in the same shade to make their number look more special.

The other girls agreed to her suggestion so they began going through their dresses to find a shade that is common in everyone's wardrobe. After agreeing on which shade to wear, the girls started getting ready for their number.

When the girls were about to leave their dressing rooms, they noticed that the host was missing. The next time they saw her was when they were already about to appear on stage. Much to their surprise, the host was wearing a dress in a shade that is different from everyone else's. She totally made the other girls look like her backup dancers on stage.

Do you have an idea as to who this host/singer is? She seems to enjoy giving inaccurate information to her rivals so that she can upstage them.

I suggest that you follow micsylim on Twitter if you need additional clues on this post. Please observe the guidelines in posting comments. Always keep in mind that initials and comments that are too explicit will not be allowed.

Thank you very much for making Fashion PULIS a daily habit. Kindly continue to send your juicy stories to michaelsylim@gmail.com.

Senin, 29 Agustus 2011

Please Vote for Miss Philippines

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The whole world is expecting that Miss Philippines will make it to the semi-finals because Filipinos are known to be avid online voters. Let us not disappoint the world.

Please vote for Miss Philippines, Shamcey Supsup on www.missuniverse.com and guarantee her a spot in the semi-finals. 

Letter from a Reader: False Advertisement

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Dear Fashion PULIS,

I started watching this DJ's podcast when my husband asked me to watch one of his hilarious episodes with a rock star. I started following him on Twitter and I learned that he is giving away prizes for all his callers. According to him, every caller will get an MP3 Player from the sponsor, and the caller of the night will receive another major prize.

One time when I was listening online, I was trying to contact him thru Skype because I was very interested to ask the psychic guest about this certain paranormal activity that I have experienced. The assistant of the DJ ended up contacting me instead and I was able to speak to him and his guest. A few minutes later, my line got cut due to the bad internet connection.

Since the line was cut, I tried to contact his assistant again because I want to ask her how I can claim my MP3. She told me that someone will contact me anytime soon to give me the instructions. I was surprised that she did not bother asking for my personal details so I volunteered to them to her instead. 

A few days later, I decided to visit their Facebook account since no one got in touch with me regarding my prize. There, I was able to read several complaints from callers who have not received their prizes. There were also comments from some people who waited for weeks before they got their prizes.

After waiting for more than three weeks, I decided to send a message to the assistant and ask her about my MP3. I was shocked when she informed me that I can claim my 100 PhP worth of gift certificate from this certain techno hub in Eastwood. When I read her message I was dumbfounded so I said thank you and more power to their show since the assistant was very nice to me.

I was very disappointed when I heard that they were not giving me what they promised. I am not about to waste gas money to drive all the way to Eastwood to pick up the 100 PhP GC. I would have gone all the way to Eastwood though if they told me that the DJ will be there personally to give me the GC.

Before I end my letter I just want to make it clear that I sent this letter because I believe that the DJ is using false advertisement to attract people to view his podcasts. He and his assistants should be very clearly regarding the prizes that they really intend to give to the callers. 

I have nothing against the DJ. I am still a fan and I still love him.

xoxo
DJ's Fan

Minggu, 28 Agustus 2011

Spoiled Blue Cheese?

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The sour and salty taste of blue cheese makes it an acquired taste for people with tolerant palates. Its pungent smell is often enough reason for most people not to try it. People who are afraid to even taste this cheese are missing their chance to enjoy the extraordinary flavor of this misunderstood cheese.

When this actor and his actress-girlfriend were invited to dinner, they were served salad with blue cheese. During dinner, a female guest noticed that the actress was picking the blue cheese out of her salad, so she asked her if she dislikes the taste. She was surprised when the actress told her that the blue cheese from the salad is "panis" or spoiled.

Do you know who this actress is? Follow micsylim on Twitter if you need additional clues. Please follow the guidelines in posting comments and remember that initials and comments that are too explicit are not allowed.

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Letter from a Reader: What are His Deeper Issues?

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Dear Fashion Pulis,

I am an avid fan of Fashion PULIS since I found out about it. I make sure that I check it everyday to update myself with your celebrity blind items. Everyone I know is reading your blog. Now, let me share a blind item for you.

Who is this television host who recently badmouthed your blog on a television show? He said, “Walang kwenta naman ang Fashion Pulis na yan.” When this sore loser, sour graping guy broke up with a famous celebrity from another TV network, he also badmouthed her. Ironically, a few months later, he reunited with her after saying so many bad things about her.

What he said made me wonder if his podcasts or his radio programs have “kwenta”? He is the only male celebrity I know who makes “patol” all his enemies and claiming that he is just brave to confront them. So I say, “yeah right, that's very girly.” If he were really straight, I don’t think he will talk and answer back like a girl to all his detractors. No straight guy from the any network does that.

In my opinion, I think this guy is so “feeling.” Just because he can speak straight English doesn’t make him superior. The way he reacts to things proves that he is insecure about his looks and his height.

Before I end this blind item, I wish to dedicate a quote by Naomi Campbell to this guy, “Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue... and that, for me, is based on insecurity, self-esteem and loneliness."

Fellow FP readers, what do you think are his “deeper issues”? If I remember correctly, he is currently seeing a therapist, right?

More power to you FP and continue to delight us with your juicy stories.

xoxo,
Char Esmundo

Sabtu, 27 Agustus 2011

Just Chewing

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According to statistics, if a job applicant is chewing gum while he or she is being interviewed, it is almost a guarantee that he or she will not get the job. Public relations professionals would always advise their celebrity clients never to chew gum while being interviewed on television because this is considered rude, unattractive and disrespectful.

Last night, a Fashion PULIS reader was severely bothered when she caught this handsome actor on television chewing gum while being interviewed by a veteran host on his late night show. At one point, the camera even caught him sticking out his tongue while trying to blow a bubble with his gum. 

Yes, this actor might have halitosis but it still does not give him an excuse to use chewing gum to freshen his breath while being interviewed. His behavior on television last night was simply unacceptable. 

Do you know who this actor is? Please follow micsylim on Twitter if you need additional clues. I would like to request you to follow the guidelines in posting comments. Do not post initials and comments that are too explicit.

Thank you very much for supporting Fashion PULIS. Kindly continue to send your juicy stories to michaelsylim@gmail.com.

Jumat, 26 Agustus 2011

Really Changed

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This actor used be naive, conservative, shy and timid before he started dating his sexy actress girlfriend. Nowadays, whenever he is with his guy friends, all he talks about is sex. He constantly insists that they should give him more pointers on how he can better satisfy his girlfriend in bed.

What this actor does not know is that he has become the laughingstock of his friends. They can tell that his lack of sexual experience is making him very insecure. They also feel that his actress-girlfriend has really changed his entire personality.

Do you know who this actor is? Please follow micsylim on Twitter if you need additional clues.  I would like to request you to follow the guidelines in posting comments. Please avoid initials and comments that are too explicit.

Thank you very much for reading Fashion PULIS.  Kindly continue to send your juicy stories to michaelsylim@gmail.com.